If you are one of those late goers. Read this. It may help.

1. When you enter the bathroom while you are already running behind time, DO NOT SING.Just take a bath and get out of there.

2. If You wake up listening to your alarm at 6:00 and decide to sleep exactly for another 5 mts ,when you wake up again its likely that the time is 7:30.

3. DO not think about replanning your schedule when you are still in bed and finding it incredibly difficult to get out of it. It would be rather better to think of a new excuse for being late and continue sleeping.

4. Forget about discovering new short cuts to reach the place where you have to go. Even DO Not ask people who claim to know all the roads. you will only get confused.

5. Every time you press the snooze button the chances that you are going to be late get multiplied.

6. In the night before you sleep let go of all the doership that you carry for the work you did all throughout the day. The more you think about how hard you have worked till late night the more are the chances of you getting late the next morning.

7. Watching TV in the morning is a SIN. Watching TV at other times is just foolishness.

8. When a babe/dude you just met a few days back calls you in the morning, DO NOT convince yourself of the importance of the conversation even when you know that you are just plain flirting.

9. "oops I need to iron my clothes" this realization generally happens at the last moment when you dont have any other things to drop and compensate.

10. Before you sleep the last night and you are calculating the things you need to do the next morning, so that you will reach on time, keep aside 6 minutes for "searching".

11. BE ON TIME.


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19 comments:

    Akhilesh said...

    So true. All the points apply to me :)

  1. ... on October 20, 2008 at 11:07 PM  
  2. Abhay Karnataki said...

    Also, for me, one more instruction is :- When calculating the time to reach a venue, keep aside the time taken for getting down the bike and walking to the hall!

    And in terms of finding shortcuts:- Do not experiment on "Intuitively" shorter cuts, especially on a new place! hahaha!

  3. ... on October 21, 2008 at 12:10 AM  
  4. misha said...

    Good one :) applicable to me too.. :)

  5. ... on October 21, 2008 at 12:31 AM  
  6. Anand Jage said...

    while going to bed .. calculating amount of time that one will get to sleep takes precious 5 to 10seconds of sleep away..

  7. ... on October 21, 2008 at 1:26 AM  
  8. atmarati avirodhena said...

    he he he he :)super funny

  9. ... on October 21, 2008 at 7:14 AM  
  10. Krishna said...

    the crux of all of it as i understood is "do not procrastinate, no matter what", and "stick to your plans"......

    the manual is a perfect one for me!!!

    Jai Gurudeva

  11. ... on October 21, 2008 at 9:40 AM  
  12. Bawa said...

    Wizards are never late!
    Nor are they early... They arrive precisely when they wanted to!
    - Gandalf the Grey (now White) from Lord of the Rings

  13. ... on October 21, 2008 at 10:00 AM  
  14. bhaw said...

    LOL, I am surprised this happens with Everyone, I thought I was alone !!!!

  15. ... on October 21, 2008 at 3:20 PM  
  16. ravibelongs2u said...

    wow!! very true rashmin dada...
    really good to read that this happens with everyone!!!
    he he
    jgd

  17. ... on October 21, 2008 at 10:46 PM  
  18. Shruti said...

    ha ha...

    very true rashmin dada.. :-)
    i always do that, findin short cuts.. :-) and end up takin a longer road.. ;-)

  19. ... on October 22, 2008 at 10:32 AM  
  20. nands said...

    I am also one of those "Like ME". :)
    Thanks for those tips.
    JGD.

  21. ... on October 22, 2008 at 11:33 AM  
  22. aparnata said...

    ha ha ha..

  23. ... on October 23, 2008 at 3:05 PM  
  24. Harshal said...

    I lovvvved Bawa's comment!!!

  25. ... on October 23, 2008 at 3:23 PM  
  26. ananya said...

    lol.. true.. n very cute :)

  27. ... on October 23, 2008 at 3:23 PM  
  28. Vikrant Naik said...

    oooo thanks

  29. ... on October 26, 2008 at 8:39 PM  
  30. In Search Of Myself said...

    HAHAHA...Point no. 1,2 and 5 perfectly apply to me...

    Already started point 6...it works! One gets up feeling really light in the morning. :)

    ~ Ashwani.

  31. ... on October 26, 2008 at 9:50 PM  
  32. priyanka said...

    I m also just like that!!
    I wuld have early morn 8.00am lectures until few months back(can u imagine 8am lecture??)...n i wuld always reach at 8.30am sharp becoz I wuld get up at quarter to eight with my friends,but half hour extra was for Kriya.And the best part was that my Profs wuld never shout at me for being late!!They wuld scold students who came at 8.15,,but NEVER ME!!May be they had just accepted me being late for the whole year...good for me!

  33. ... on October 26, 2008 at 11:27 PM  
  34. gauri said...

    ra is amazing how you can come up with such things...anyways...i am wondering what "experience" made you think about the reason number 8. and am not surprised with reason number 10 and 11. ha ha... that was a good laugh indeed....:)

  35. ... on October 29, 2008 at 9:26 PM  
  36. bimba b r said...

    hi rashmin bhaiya...plz write more of such blogs...'cause we need such tonics from time to time...

  37. ... on November 5, 2008 at 4:03 PM